Start of a brand new day

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He was late for work [ View | Retree ]
There was a flood alert in the local area [ View | Retree ]
He walks outside to get the paper... [ View | Retree ]
runs inside to find his fishing rod [ View | Retree ]
Civil war had broken out [ View | Retree ]
head for the zoo, and secure the penguins' cage [ View | Retree ]
halfway across town [ View | Retree ]
It was Saturday [ View | Retree ]
to go back to bed [ View | Retree ]
Hi, Gorgeous [ View | Retree ]
Pointy ears [ View | Retree ]
Good Morning, Anne [ View | Retree ]
"God sis! You've filled out!" [ View | Retree ]
Luckily the steam obscured Mikes glasses.. [ View | Retree ]
to slump in his chair where he was and watch the news [ View | Retree ]
The TV showed a frog singing "It's not easy being green," [ View | Retree ]
Mike woke up. [ View | Retree ]
it was same song, second verse. [ View | Retree ]
it was a beautiful day, with Bono ringing in his ears. [ View | Retree ]
that grey skies were gonna clear up, so he'd better put on a happy face. [ View | Retree ]
he was tired of show tunes, and he just had to head into the brand-new day ahead. [ View | Retree ]
to get up and try to make something of the day [ View | Retree ]
There was a crash, and a brick came in through the window. [ View | Retree ]
We have your girlfriend. Wait for further instructions [ View | Retree ]
SafeGlass - The experts in window installments [ View | Retree ]
Come to 352 Acacia Avenue at 12pm or your cat gets it! [ View | Retree ]
The phone began to ring. [ View | Retree ]
"You have the wrong number, I'm sorry. I'm no secret agent..." [ View | Retree ]
"I'm in Kent, traffic at this time of the mornig'll be a nightmare." [ View | Retree ]
"Nothing, sir. I'll be along directly." [ View | Retree ]
A bomb had gone off in his office [ View | Retree ]
go to the bathroom [ View | Retree ]
Order everybody to go to the bathroom [ View | Retree ]
Say the magic word [ View | Retree ]
die [ View | Retree ]
... recreate Earth. [ View | Retree ]
... tell the people about him. [ View | Retree ]
... throw people really high in the air. [ View | Retree ]
... make an episode #1 on a new Forever story. [ View | Retree ]
"Ready, pa?" [ View | Retree ]
kill everyone on the planet Earth because... [ View | Retree ]
a good one [ View | Retree ]
... bunnies will be blue with pink elephants on them. [ View | Retree ]
... none of this would have happened. [ View | Retree ]
Aliens had attacked and were ravaging the city [ View | Retree ]
He saw his co-worker running away [ View | Retree ]
Escape on a freighter to Jupiter [ View | Retree ]
Say "Beam me up, Scottie" [ View | Retree ]
Run back home and jump into bed [ View | Retree ]
Blow up the planet and destroy them too [ View | Retree ]
Was suddenly stopped by a man in black [ View | Retree ]
waited with interest [ View | Retree ]
"What does it do?" [ View | Retree ]
shouted "Behind you!" [ View | Retree ]
"Yes, really! There is!" [ View | Retree ]
"OK, I lied. It's not actually trying to eat you." [ View | Retree ]
"It depends on your definition of 'alien'..." [ View | Retree ]
Heard a set of funny noises [ View | Retree ]
went home for breakfast [ View | Retree ]
"Flegshnae egrop!" [ View | Retree ]
"Cre-arg telzu, bakengar? E, ti aglop!" [ View | Retree ]
threw his socks at the aliens [ View | Retree ]
The non-existing socks connected with the aliens [ View | Retree ]
The ray gun backfired [ View | Retree ]
Mike woke up [ View | Retree ]
charged the aliens [ View | Retree ]
It was National "Skive off work" day [ View | Retree ]
skipping everywhere he went. [ View | Retree ]
yelled: "Don't let my accent fool you! I am, in fact, Hungarian!" [ View | Retree ]
He was late for school [ View | Retree ]
it was PE sign up day for next term [ View | Retree ]
mime." [ View | Retree ]
Ug. Anyway, as I was saying, the only one left was mime. [ View | Retree ]
"[sit down] [head down]" [ View | Retree ]
This is a multi-part message in MIME format. [ View | Retree ]
he had promised to help Anna with some computer problems before school [ View | Retree ]
I'm sorry, I overslept [ View | Retree ]
"You should have told me you were going. I'd have met up with you" [ View | Retree ]
"Just as not as it's next thursday, I'm getting abducted by aliens then" [ View | Retree ]
I thought that was tomorrow... [ View | Retree ]
Go home and sleep [ View | Retree ]
He was late for work [ View | Retree ]
He was late for school [ View | Retree ]
He was in the middle of a field [ View | Retree ]
He was still on the spaceship [ View | Retree ]
The cat was laying over his feet [ View | Retree ]
Something Else... [ View | Retree ]
Go to Anna's home and try to apologize [ View | Retree ]
I was abducted by aliens [ View | Retree ]
The cat choked on a herring bone [ View | Retree ]
not the drama!" [ View | Retree ]
today was the first day of the school's new crackdown on tardiness initiative [ View | Retree ]
A taxi... [ View | Retree ]
is the subject of an investigation by Scotland Yard, and it's barricaded." [ View | Retree ]
it was careers day and everything had started half an hour earlier than normal [ View | Retree ]
Mr McAllistair the school janitor [ View | Retree ]
"Welcome to Narnia!" [ View | Retree ]
A mime artist he'd often seen on the high street [ View | Retree ]
a cat. [ View | Retree ]
The cat was laying over his feet [ View | Retree ]
he decide to go practice miming [ View | Retree ]
a small slip of plastic with the words "Remember 161". [ View | Retree ]
Prince Phillip [ View | Retree ]
Visit Australia and insult some foreign b*ggers? [ View | Retree ]
"Anything to get me out of the house." [ View | Retree ]
Go on one of these incredibly exciting spy adventure thingies that I do uncer cover of being an Ambassador? [ View | Retree ]
Just give up now and we can both do something more interesting? [ View | Retree ]
He was in the middle of a field [ View | Retree ]
he was sleeping next to someone else [ View | Retree ]
Sidling through the woods, and over his back fence? [ View | Retree ]
He was lost in the woods with a ripped up sheet for clothes. [ View | Retree ]
he was about to have the sheet stolen by a wild animal [ View | Retree ]
He could just see his house through the trees. [ View | Retree ]
Sure, there was a house, but it had a certain spicey feel. [ View | Retree ]
nothing, but fainted clean away. [ View | Retree ]
"At last! A fellow admirer of the confectionary school of architecture." [ View | Retree ]
A mad dash down the high street, hoping speed will deter detection? [ View | Retree ]
his favourite celebrity [ View | Retree ]
Thumb a lift? [ View | Retree ]
Mike pursued the accelerating vehicle [ View | Retree ]
Mike looked around for some food [ View | Retree ]
"Baaaah?" [ View | Retree ]
The set was falling apart [ View | Retree ]
Walk calmly, and if challenged, claim to have got stuck at a toga party the night before? [ View | Retree ]
he'd been using his clothes as a pillow [ View | Retree ]
read the name tag [ View | Retree ]
he would sue someone for this [ View | Retree ]
realised his socks /were/ odd, after all. [ View | Retree ]
Then the shock of it all hit him--Mike had absolutely no account of the past six months. [ View | Retree ]
they began to glow with an eerie light [ View | Retree ]
dressing himself again [ View | Retree ]
this wouldn't involve the words 'murderous rampage', by any chance?" [ View | Retree ]
what do you want me to do?" [ View | Retree ]
found an encoded message on the label [ View | Retree ]
which meant absolutely nothing to Mike [ View | Retree ]
a small, middle-class vicar [ View | Retree ]
and Mike had an idea of what it might mean, but it was probably wrong [ View | Retree ]
of his wedding. [ View | Retree ]
when he found the cat. [ View | Retree ]
triggering a deep, subconscious, subconscious, suppressed, memory [ View | Retree ]
To beg the aliens to just kill you and have it over with, click here [ View | Retree ]
Otherwise, if you haven't been to episode 17 yet, click here [ View | Retree ]
If you've been to episode 17 already, click here [ View | Retree ]
then shrugged, seeing nothing else unusual [ View | Retree ]
spending the night in the field meant he'd won the dare [ View | Retree ]
He was in a field in Germany. And he didn't speak German. [ View | Retree ]
She stops and screams "Friedrich!" [ View | Retree ]
He was in a field with a particularly psycotic looking bull. [ View | Retree ]
he hadn't a clue where the sheet had come from [ View | Retree ]
headed for where the cat was [ View | Retree ]
He picked the needles out of his foot [ View | Retree ]
hop on one leg to a pool of water [ View | Retree ]
wiped his brow [ View | Retree ]
find out if it was really haunted or not [ View | Retree ]
headed in the opposite direction, towards a stream [ View | Retree ]
Lets follow the cat [ View | Retree ]
HELP!! [ View | Retree ]
Used the sun as a guide to go West [ View | Retree ]
walked in a random direction [ View | Retree ]
Go ahead? [ View | Retree ]
Go ahead? [ View | Retree ]
Turn left? [ View | Retree ]
Turn right? [ View | Retree ]
Turn back? [ View | Retree ]
Go left? [ View | Retree ]
Go ahead? [ View | Retree ]
Turn left? [ View | Retree ]
Turn Right? [ View | Retree ]
Go back? [ View | Retree ]
Go right? [ View | Retree ]
Go ahead? [ View | Retree ]
Turn left? [ View | Retree ]
Turn right? [ View | Retree ]
Go back? [ View | Retree ]
Turn back? [ View | Retree ]
Go ahead? [ View | Retree ]
Turn left? [ View | Retree ]
Turn right? [ View | Retree ]
Turn back? [ View | Retree ]
shouted "HELP!" in a loud voice [ View | Retree ]
Wake up again. [ View | Retree ]
he was sleeping next to someone else [ View | Retree ]
he'd been using his clothes as a pillow [ View | Retree ]
spending the night in the field meant he'd won the dare [ View | Retree ]
he hadn't a clue where the sheet had come from [ View | Retree ]
Wake up again. [ View | Retree ]
He was late for work [ View | Retree ]
He was late for school [ View | Retree ]
He was in the middle of a field [ View | Retree ]
He was still on the spaceship [ View | Retree ]
The cat was laying over his feet [ View | Retree ]
Something Else... [ View | Retree ]
Wake up again. [ View | Retree ]
Go back to sleep [ View | Retree ]
Wander over to the canteen for breakfast [ View | Retree ]
Go have a shower in the comunal washrooms [ View | Retree ]
Watch a film [ View | Retree ]
Try to contact aliens by shining a torch out of his cabin's window [ View | Retree ]
Try something else. [ View | Retree ]
his favourite celebrity [ View | Retree ]
Try other options. [ View | Retree ]
headed for where the cat was [ View | Retree ]
headed in the opposite direction, towards a stream [ View | Retree ]
Used the sun as a guide to go West [ View | Retree ]
walked in a random direction [ View | Retree ]
shouted "HELP!" in a loud voice [ View | Retree ]
searched for his mobile phone [ View | Retree ]
Go back to sleep [ View | Retree ]
pulled out a gun of his own [ View | Retree ]
deflected the bullet with the palm of his hand [ View | Retree ]
pulled out a sword and deflected the bullet [ View | Retree ]
didn't do anything and was shot [ View | Retree ]
searched for his mobile phone [ View | Retree ]
He was still on the spaceship [ View | Retree ]
Go back to sleep [ View | Retree ]
pulled out a gun of his own [ View | Retree ]
Wake up fast [ View | Retree ]
Find a new weapon [ View | Retree ]
Get rid of this microsoft bug [ View | Retree ]
went over to the computer [ View | Retree ]
screamed and fainted [ View | Retree ]
deflected the bullet with the palm of his hand [ View | Retree ]
...wanders around his dream looking for frogs [ View | Retree ]
...hits the agent between the eyes [ View | Retree ]
the same agent, walking towards him out of the distance. [ View | Retree ]
pulled out a sword and deflected the bullet [ View | Retree ]
A blaring alarm woke him. "Mike!" screeched Jonas, "Get to the bridge now! We're caught in a temporal distortion!" [ View | Retree ]
This feeling of coalescence was so familiar. It was just like when they used to put Happy Drops in drinking water, before it was outlawed. [ View | Retree ]
Mike fell into a coma. [ View | Retree ]
didn't do anything and was shot [ View | Retree ]
Wake up [ View | Retree ]
Mike had another dream... [ View | Retree ]
Wander over to the canteen for breakfast [ View | Retree ]
"Gah, I drank so much last night" [ View | Retree ]
water, as a placebo [ View | Retree ]
"good, I just got a promotion" [ View | Retree ]
replies: "Dreadful." [ View | Retree ]
seizes Mike by the throat. [ View | Retree ]
to find Hortense. [ View | Retree ]
"F'klk ptang" [ View | Retree ]
Jurg tkekt [ View | Retree ]
becar clazh?" [ View | Retree ]
..." then stopped and realized this was a bad idea. [ View | Retree ]
-" He was suddenly interrupted by a tennis ball just missing his head. [ View | Retree ]
Hedg tlkapt jerftbh [ View | Retree ]
I'm afraid it's true. It was a mutant flu virus [ View | Retree ]
DAVE, THE TRANSLATOR'S NOT WORKING! [ View | Retree ]
Coffe and Criossant [ View | Retree ]
"Not good mike...." [ View | Retree ]
You've been fired [ View | Retree ]
Go have a shower in the comunal washrooms [ View | Retree ]
Be as quick about it as possible [ View | Retree ]
the malfunctioning AE 35 unit [ View | Retree ]
temporal distortion detector. [ View | Retree ]
everyone but us two are dead [ View | Retree ]
My defence systems are down and the attacking aliens are getting through the hull... [ View | Retree ]
phonecall, from your wife [ View | Retree ]
Call an escort girl [ View | Retree ]
Watch a film [ View | Retree ]
instructed the computer to play Star Trek: The motion Picture [ View | Retree ]
Split himself in two [ View | Retree ]
instructed the computer to play The Princess Bride [ View | Retree ]
he decided he terribly wants cabbage [ View | Retree ]
he heard an explosion [ View | Retree ]
the red button [ View | Retree ]
the yellow button [ View | Retree ]
the orange button [ View | Retree ]
the blue button [ View | Retree ]
the wrong button [ View | Retree ]
decided that maybe a film wasn't the best idea after all [ View | Retree ]
got interupted by a knock on the door [ View | Retree ]
Krysten, the ship's mechnoid [ View | Retree ]
No-one [ View | Retree ]
coming back into his own room. [ View | Retree ]
Try to contact aliens by shining a torch out of his cabin's window [ View | Retree ]
We don't care [ View | Retree ]
You're a bunch of idiots." [ View | Retree ]
flew with evasive pattern alpha-6-prime [ View | Retree ]
Went to hyper-warp using random coordinates [ View | Retree ]
headed directly towards the asteroid field [ View | Retree ]
You fight like a cow." [ View | Retree ]
Watch a film? [ View | Retree ]
Try and trancend matter, and explire the universe at the speed of light? [ View | Retree ]
Have a shower? [ View | Retree ]
Prepare to be boarded [ View | Retree ]
...ran for the armoury. [ View | Retree ]
lucky charm [ View | Retree ]
Fancy a game? [ View | Retree ]
chess. you be white [ View | Retree ]
g4 [ View | Retree ]
how do knights move again? [ View | Retree ]
Please stop jamming our signals with your nonsense [ View | Retree ]
Go back to sleep [ View | Retree ]
pulled out a gun of his own [ View | Retree ]
deflected the bullet with the palm of his hand [ View | Retree ]
pulled out a sword and deflected the bullet [ View | Retree ]
didn't do anything and was shot [ View | Retree ]
Wander over to the canteen for breakfast [ View | Retree ]
"Gah, I drank so much last night" [ View | Retree ]
"good, I just got a promotion" [ View | Retree ]
"F'klk ptang" [ View | Retree ]
"Not good mike...." [ View | Retree ]
Go have a shower in the communal washrooms [ View | Retree ]
Be as quick about it as possible [ View | Retree ]
Call an escort girl [ View | Retree ]
Watch a film [ View | Retree ]
instructed the computer to play Star Trek: The motion Picture [ View | Retree ]
instructed the computer to play The Princess Bride [ View | Retree ]
decided that maybe a film wasn't the best idea after all [ View | Retree ]
got interupted by a knock on the door [ View | Retree ]
NFEx#3ufSJTd@ [ View | Retree ]
Wander over to the canteen for breakfast [ View | Retree ]
"Gah, I drank so much last night" [ View | Retree ]
"good, I just got a promotion" [ View | Retree ]
"F'klk ptang" [ View | Retree ]
"Not good mike...." [ View | Retree ]
Watch a film [ View | Retree ]
instructed the computer to play Star Trek: The motion Picture [ View | Retree ]
instructed the computer to play The Princess Bride [ View | Retree ]
decided that maybe a film wasn't the best idea after all [ View | Retree ]
got interupted by a knock on the door [ View | Retree ]
got interupted by a knock on the door [ View | Retree ]
Krysten, the ship's mechnoid [ View | Retree ]
No-one [ View | Retree ]
Try with an industrial laser [ View | Retree ]
Attempt to bite his own toenails. [ View | Retree ]
Hello! I'm Grob, pleased to meet you [ View | Retree ]
Entertain people who pass this way [ View | Retree ]
Global Thermonuclear War?" [ View | Retree ]
Ask you to kindly not eat any cabage [ View | Retree ]
did something truly ingenious for a change, and walked away [ View | Retree ]
The cat was laying over his feet [ View | Retree ]
Tried to slide out gently from under the cat [ View | Retree ]
He reached under his pillow for...... [ View | Retree ]
that the maid was there... [ View | Retree ]
and had a swift nap before being abducted by aliens [ View | Retree ]
a gun pointed at him... [ View | Retree ]
...can i dodge? [ View | Retree ]
a beautiful lady sitting on his bed... [ View | Retree ]
"Most people knock first" [ View | Retree ]
The cat licked him.... [ View | Retree ]
"Up until this morning I couldn't." [ View | Retree ]
"Your cat was abducted last night. I'm an android designed to stop you noticing." [ View | Retree ]
Mike woke up inside Microsoft's headquarters [ View | Retree ]
Before he knew it, the aliens beamed Mike up. This is a commonplace; only prophets know beforehand that they're about to be beamed up, and they stick around for the joy of it. [ View | Retree ]
Mike had gone through a lot of things that shall not be hereby reprinted, I'm afraid [ View | Retree ]
He ran away...... [ View | Retree ]
he spun just too much. [ View | Retree ]
Oh dear [ View | Retree ]
Bugger [ View | Retree ]
Dang [ View | Retree ]
Oh well [ View | Retree ]
No fair!! [ View | Retree ]
The aliens beamed him up... [ View | Retree ]
"This is all just a bad dream!" [ View | Retree ]
He was late for work [ View | Retree ]
He was late for school [ View | Retree ]
He was in the middle of a field [ View | Retree ]
He was still on the spaceship [ View | Retree ]
The cat was laying over his feet [ View | Retree ]
Something Else... [ View | Retree ]
"This isn't a dream, is it?" [ View | Retree ]
The ship lurched suddenly [ View | Retree ]
There was a strange wheezing, groaning sound [ View | Retree ]
Tried to shake the cat off [ View | Retree ]
picked up the cat and threw it aside [ View | Retree ]
settled back down and decided not to get up [ View | Retree ]
Tried to lure the cat off of his feet [ View | Retree ]
Try something else [ View | Retree ]
Tried to slide out gently from under the cat [ View | Retree ]
He reached under his pillow for...... [ View | Retree ]
The cat licked him.... [ View | Retree ]
He ran away...... [ View | Retree ]
The aliens beamed him up... [ View | Retree ]
Tried to shake the cat off [ View | Retree ]
picked up the cat and threw it aside [ View | Retree ]
settled back down and decided not to get up [ View | Retree ]
Tried to lure the cat off of his feet [ View | Retree ]
Try something else [ View | Retree ]
Throw another anchovy directly at the cat's face [ View | Retree ]
Wave the anchovy in front of his own face [ View | Retree ]
Wrapped the cat in the duvet [ View | Retree ]
Considered the day ahead. [ View | Retree ]
Considered selling the cat. [ View | Retree ]
Considered drowning the damn flea-bitten moggy. [ View | Retree ]
Just ran, as fast as he could [ View | Retree ]
Mike woke up in a hospital [ View | Retree ]
Mike woke up hearing his kindly neighbor knocking on his door [ View | Retree ]
Throw another anchovy directly at the cat's face [ View | Retree ]
Wave the anchovy in front of his own face [ View | Retree ]
Wrapped the cat in the duvet [ View | Retree ]
Considered the day ahead. [ View | Retree ]
Fix that fence and stop the neighbour moaning [ View | Retree ]
realised it was raining [ View | Retree ]
caughtsight of his gorgeous neighbour Susie [ View | Retree ]
apply for work on one of those new space freighter things [ View | Retree ]
took the contract for consideration [ View | Retree ]
Considered selling the cat. [ View | Retree ]
Mike got his computer going to set about making a "Cat For Sale" flyer. [ View | Retree ]
Without a second thought, Mike raced out of his house after the cat... [ View | Retree ]
Mike made as if to run out his front door when he tripped over an ottoman, banged his head against the front door, and fainted straight away... [ View | Retree ]
Mike shaved, showered, threw on the first thing he could find, downed some Weetabix and flew out the door--late again. [ View | Retree ]
Considered drowning the damn flea-bitten moggy. [ View | Retree ]
Get milk, a box, a rope and a stick [ View | Retree ]
chase some more [ View | Retree ]
Just ran, as fast as he could [ View | Retree ]
Mike woke up in a hospital [ View | Retree ]
one cannot move without one's legs [ View | Retree ]
in your bedside cabinet" [ View | Retree ]
not yours" [ View | Retree ]
Mike woke up hearing his kindly neighbor knocking on his door [ View | Retree ]
Something Else... [ View | Retree ]
Pulled the duvet over his head. [ View | Retree ]
The grey shorts and shirt of his school uniform. [ View | Retree ]
A pair of tattered jeans, and a faded X-Files t-shirt. [ View | Retree ]
An 8" by 12" envelope, addressed to him! [ View | Retree ]
A nurses uniform. [ View | Retree ]
Worked nights, and so was still in bed. [ View | Retree ]
Was at a gibbon-fanciers meeting. [ View | Retree ]
"He beat the club president in a pro-celebrity race." [ View | Retree ]
"He beat the president to a meeting, and got to set up the chairs." [ View | Retree ]
Rubbed his eyes, and sat up blinking. [ View | Retree ]
They'd passed a group of girls on the way [ View | Retree ]
compass [ View | Retree ]
He spotted a friend, who had remembered his compass and could show him the way [ View | Retree ]
There had been a huge explosion [ View | Retree ]
Aliens had invaded [ View | Retree ]
Almost all of them had been killed quickly [ View | Retree ]
Run away [ View | Retree ]
Carry on regardless [ View | Retree ]
Find a nice hole to hide in [ View | Retree ]
They got there too late [ View | Retree ]
He was late for work. [ View | Retree ]
ALiens were attacking. Again. [ View | Retree ]
Leapt out of bed, ready for anything the worldcould throw at him. [ View | Retree ]
A jack-knifed lorry has blocked the center of town. [ View | Retree ]
got dressed and went out for a stroll [ View | Retree ]
Hatfield and The North [ View | Retree ]
A group of hells angels are terrorizing shoppers. [ View | Retree ]
The studs on the jacket read "Hill's Angles", the name of a local joinery firm. [ View | Retree ]
A length of chain. [ View | Retree ]
An expensive looking PDA. [ View | Retree ]
A General-Electric 7.62mm Minigun, like the one Blaine had in Predator. [ View | Retree ]
Being a schoolboy, he had no big matted beard. [ View | Retree ]
"What Aunt Angus did in that big castle of theirs!" [ View | Retree ]
It's a dirty old world, and it's not worth getting up for. [ View | Retree ]
...applied for a job as a news broadcaster [ View | Retree ]
...had a fight with his sister [ View | Retree ]
"Atone for your sins!" [ View | Retree ]
...picked up his bag [ View | Retree ]
the photos of the cat. [ View | Retree ]