The Physician


"Hello", said the Physician. "My name is Tjolimn
McHartroughison and this", he waved his cane which
had some sort of dog's face badly carved into the
handle, "is Cane o' Iron".

"Is it true about you being able to stop the
aliens", asked Mike.

Tjolimn (aka The Physician) placed a gaily
decorated jellybaby in his mouth and played a
brief tune on it, before replying ...

  1. "Well you see I'm sort of an anthropomorphic personification of bad science fiction." [ Create This ]
  2. "Are you sure they didn't say, "The Patrician"? It was probably a Pratchett reference." [ Create This ]
  3. "Yeah, but I'm on their side" [ Create This ]
  4. "Oops. Bye!" [ Create This ]
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Forever Episode 326 written by 8'FED on Tuesday, January 24th 2006 21:53